Q: How do you kill a . . .
A: Generally speaking, to kill a zombie you have to destroy the brain. Once you manage to kill the zombie it is also recommended that you burn the body.
Comments: What about headless zombies like on ESIV: Oblivion?
Ninja?
A: Killing a ninja is like wearing a blindfold and picking a needle out of a haystack. It won’t happen! They are ninjas!!
Comments: A well-given answer. See www.askaninja.com.
Pirate?
A: Sorry there is no published information on how to kill a pirate. I thing [sic] the answer should be maybe throwing him over board.
Comments: Worst. Answer. Ever. Who hired that guy to work at ChaCha?
Gargoyle?
A: Please don’t kill the gargoyles! They’re just there to protect you, they mean you no harm!
Comments: That makes sense, but it was good to know just in case.
Goblin?
A: One would kill a goblin in the same way you’d kill anything else.
Comments: In other words, goblins do not have any special abilities or defenses.
Troll?
A: It has been said that trolls can be driven or destroyed by the mention of the name of Christ or by the symbol of the cross.
Comments: It’s a good thing World of WarCraft takes place in Azeroth, or my main 68 Troll Mage would be easy prey against priests.
Alien?
A: Killing an alien depends on the type of alien. Those in War of the Worlds were killed by the common cold germ.
Comments: Other ways are water, as in Signs, and of course artillery and lasers (everything else).
Ghost?
A: You cannot kill a ghost.
Comments: Fair enough.
Witch?
A: Tossing a bottle with a witch’s nail or hair in the fireplace will kill the witch.
Comments: Very helpful information, though I’m not certain why the bottle is necessary.
Warlock?
A: The trick is to kill them and kill them fast. Start off with an intercept to close distance and hamstring to prevent them
Comments: Inconclusive and incomplete. Requires further investigation.
Werewolf?
A: Obtain pure silver or mercury and forge it into a weapon. Use weapon to attack the werewolf. When it’s disabled, remove the heart.
Comments: I assume the last precaution is to prevent reincarnation, which I was not aware of in werewolves.
Vampire?
A: There are many ways to kill a vampire. Here are a few. Put a stake to his heart. Break his neck or behead him.
Comments: I find it interesting sunlight wasn’t mentioned. Probably obvious enough.
Mummy?
A: According to Egyptian myth you would need to erase the mummies [sic] name from all history to kill it.
Comments: A very interesting method, though I doubt there were mummies in Egyptian myth, since they were mostly just their buried kings at the time.
Ogre?
A: You can kill an ogre with a sword, gun or any other type of weapon that can inflict mortal wounds.
Comments: See Goblin.
Gremlin?
A: It is said that sunlight is the only thing that can kill a gremlin.
Comments: Bright light! Bright light!
Dragon?
A: Make a mixture of pitch, fat, and other flammable materials, stuff it into a calf’s skin, and offer the calf to the dragon.
Comments: I tend to wonder exactly what this would do… A bomb would make sense, exploding the dragon from the inside out, but lighting its already burning stomach?
Demon?
A: The first step would be to perform an exorcism. If that doesn’t work try using a vacuum to suck it in.
Comments: In other words, banishment may be the only answer. See Ghost.
Gryphon?
A: Slow down the time and keep attacking his legs. Keep using combos[.] By doing this, a large chunk of his life will be gone.
Comments: And if you actually have to kill a real one? Do you think this is some kind of game??
Bigfoot?
A: Not in Skamania County, Washington! It is illegal to kill Bigfoot punishable by a $1000 fine and up to 5 years in jail.
Comments: After researching this, I found that the law was actually amended and it is now only a 1 year jail sentence. The means of killing one, in Skamania County or elsewhere, remains unknown.
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