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Feb 15, 2011

Poem #4: The Partner's Revenge

I know you're all sick of poems and want to see some prose. Well, so am I. But no worries!(as the Australians would say) I'm learning loads(as the Brits would say) about literature and what makes it good. You can expect to see at least some chapters from stuff in the near future.
A little background on this poem... it's inspired by the song by the Decemberists The Mariner's Revenge Song, and even fits with the music for the most part. If you want to sing this poem of mine to its tune, feel free to listen along here to the original to get the music down.
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The Partner’s Revenge
Austin Ballard

Sir, would it be a crime
To take some of your time?
Just take a look behind that pane.

All calm and nonchalant
Inside that restaurant,
And here am I out in the rain.

Sir, do you think it’s fair
That he sits in his chair,
And I must suffer in the cold?

It makes no sense to me,
Under this sopping tree—
I guess our story’d best be told.

Years ago, that man you saw was a friend of mine.
But alas, our friendship never stood the test of time…

We were the best of mates,
Building bridges and city gates—
Perhaps you’ve heard our company’s creed.

Our every profit shared,
Our business unimpaired
By selfish envy, spite or greed.

Then one day my friend and I made a new advance.
The key to challenging our rivals’ business stance…

But then behind my back
That friend of mine attacked,
And claimed the credit all his own.

He grew to wealth and fame,
The firm forgot my name,
And I was left a beggar all alone.

Funny how quick a man’s renown can all disappear…
Dragged away, his laugh the last thing I could hear…

Oh look—Is this his car?
With its window ajar?
Looks like, indeed, there’s Providence!

I’ll drop a present in—
A pleasant gift for him
Something to prove the wretch he is.

The deed’s already done!
It’s time for me to run—
You’re free to tell them if you’d like.

But what’s an eyewitness
To a man who doesn’t exist?
Such a beautiful counter-strike!

Jan 20, 2011

The Mirror

A thousand kudos for whoever can figure out the interpretation of this elusive short vid!
A deep meaning managed to slither into this video through a crack I didn't even know was there. Who knew that, through the wackiness of a webcam(my only means of recording), my own unconscious brilliance, and probably Providence, a profound, almost poetic significance gleams in a hidden corner of this vid you may be able to find!
Hint: Look at the clock.
Highlight below to see the spoiler meaning:
As the clock is clearly backwards, we can conclude that the personage in the mirror is the real person, and the person on our side is in fact, his reflection. The real person(the reflection from our point of view), looking at himself in the mirror, resents his own way of life/the person he has become and leaves in disgust.
The reflection(the real reflection) is slightly awkwarded out, acknowledging with slight confusion that he is merely the reflection of light onto a shiny surface being reflected back and nothing more; Therefore, wonders the reflection, what has the person against something as inanimate, phantom and nonexistent as I?
The person thinks nothing of this; he thinks nothing of the mechanics of light reflection and is in fact disgusted with some concept far deeper: himself as a person.

Jan 19, 2011

Spotlights for the new year!

I hope you almost-nonexistent Blogwatchers are excited! This year is going to be a doozy for Pretzel Lectern! I got Adobe Premiere Elements for Christmas, so some awesome new Vids are going to be appearing soon. And to put the icing on the already iced cake, this semester I'm taking a Creative Writing class and a Literary Analysis class! That means MANY MORE writing entries this semester!
  • Poems!
  • Short Stories!
  • Quite Small Tales, perhaps!(Though, those come regardless of what classes I'm taking)
  • Theatres!
  • Vids!
The classes are helping me to learn all about how to string literary works together and find out how to make them drip with imagery, swell with tension, and quiver with conflict. Interestingness and awesome new creations shall abound in this new year of Austin's Pretzel Lectern !

Jan 9, 2011

Poem #3: Lost Dreams

I wrote this poem in late October for the one I love on her birthday. I share it now with her permission.

Lost Dreams
by Austin Ballard

I have chanced to awake on occasions rare
When the window’s light reflected a lost dream.
I tried to grasp it from the sunshine’s beam
But the girl of my dreams was never there.
She was not real, just a golden gleam.

Life went on at a steady pace
All of my comrades found true love.
Love singing sweetly like a turtle dove,
But I was losing in the race.
Futile seemed the search thereof.

Then I grew to love a friend
Writing from far across the sea.
Her written words were gold to me
Our correspondence had no end.
My heart was locked; she had the key.

I see that true love is a real thing
Her kiss I always long to feel.
She’s not a girl from a dream, but real
Her cheek’s warmth makes my heart sing.
I ache for together our souls to seal.

Dec 10, 2010

Austin's View on Evolution

Many Latter-day Saints are hostile to some views of science, such as evolution. Having just finished my Foundations Science class at college, I have come to learn the answers to the following questions.

Is The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints hostile to real science?
Not at all. Sometimes we think that the prophets should be able to tell us anything we need to know. But this would eliminate our responsibility to "study it out in our minds" and to make our own educated choices. It would also make hard work and research obsolete, which is a sign of true dedication to the search of knowledge. The Church is not hostile towards science; in fact it promotes science and the search for truth by physical means. The Church's purpose, however, is not to divulge such knowledge, but to focus on spiritual matters that will save us in the end. Thus, leaving science to the scientists.

How can you distinguish between authentic science and "...vain philosophy, human theory, and mere speculations..."?
If some theory has no basis whatsoever, or if an idea has had no work put into it to try and prove its veracity, then there is no reason for us as God-fearing human beings to believe in it. However, if there is a study done with much debate, research, and evidence, we are invited to consider it for ourselves and to give it credit. We should approach all science with an open mind; just because the Bible says we were "created in the image of God," the theory of evolution, which was and is in fact very thoroughly researched, isn't automatically disproven. To be ignorant is to be as all atheists are, and also many Christians who discredit the hard work of intelligent scientists.

Do the scriptures tell how man was created? Explain.
The scriptures tell us many laws, including physical laws, and we know that God is a god of order and balance and covenants. They also tell us that God created the earth, the heavens, and all things that in them are. The scriptures do not, however, tell us exactly how God did these things. They were written millenia ago to peoples who did not understand science at all, and many who were illiterate. God knew we were curious about our origins, so He told us in simple words as words to children, which we are. Just because He said "Let there be light," and there "was light," does not signify that it was that simple. Creation was undoubtedly an intensely complicated process, and to explain it to the simple Hebrews of old would have had no effect. With the little that we comprehend today, they understood far less.

Summarize in your own words the position of the church on science.
The Church values science that is well thought out, debated, discussed, and evaluated; and overall, it values the search for knowledge. Therefore, the Church promotes science as long as it is not mere speculation or opinion. The theories that exist today can and do harmonize beautifully with Gospel doctrine, because God is not a god of deception. He did not create a world in one way and then lay a series of deceptive tricks and artificial evidences seeking to thwart his knowledge-seeking children. Moreover, a Creator so Supreme and intelligent did not create races of "mistakes" that died off as experiments and went extinct. We should always have an open mind. The Church values, above all else, progression. And we should progress towards the day when we will know all things.

Dec 6, 2010

MINECRAFT!

I just got hooked on an awesome game, and took three of my siblings in to the addiction. Minecraft! It's a fun constructive game where possibilities of construction are endless! Right now I'm making my own world on it and making a fictional journal about it. Here's a screenshot of a piece of my work:
In this picture you can see, rising out of the forest, a scarlet tower. The staircase is already built, and the walls just need refinishing. Besides this tower I'm working on, I've also built a castle, several small houses, a Great Bridge, and a mountain tunnel.
It's an awesome game and I suspect I'll be hooked for quite some time. You're invited to join and share your construction accomplishments!

Wikipedia article
Minecraft Website

And if anyone can figure out how to make a private server... let me know. Cuz that'd be awesome.

Nov 27, 2010

List of Old Computer Games

My little brother and I grew up playing computer games back when they didn't need cool graphics or even sound to be enjoyable. Does anyone else remember any of these old computer games? I would love any info on them.

  List of Old Computer Games I Remember  
(ones in bold are ones I've played within the past 5 years)
  1. Xargon
  2. Museum Madness
  3. Jazz Jackrabbit
  4. Jill of the Jungle
  5. Hocus Pocus
  6. Shell Shock
  7. Marshmallow Duel
  8. Billy the Kid
  9. Word Rescue
  10. Commander Keen
  11. Hexxagon
  12. Heretic
  13. Doom
  14. Cosmo
  15. Duke Nukem
  16. Dr. Quandary
  17. Treasure Mountain
  18. Tyrian
  19. Stargunner
  20. Brix
  21. Oregon Trail
  22. School Mom
  23. Dark Colony
  24. Prince of Persia
  25. Wacky Wheels
  26. Nephi's Quest
  27. Mr. Do
  28. Lode Runner
  29. The Incredible Machine
  30. The Lost Vikings
  31. Bagman
  32. Arabian
  33. BusyTown
  34. Chessmaster
  35. Rat Poker
  36. Battle Chess
  37. WarHeads
  38. Lords of the Realm
  39. Kings Quest
  40. Gobliins
  41. WarCraft I, II
  42. Cyber Gladiators
  43. Manhole
  44. "Storybook" games (Just Grandma and Me, etc.)
  45. Turnaround Turtle
  46. Tank Wars / Scorched Earth
  47. The Jumpstart series
  48. Thinkin' Things 2
  49. Firefight
  50. Rogue
  51. Zork
  52. Paga
  53. Thexder
  54. Kye
  55. Lemmings
  56. Primal Rage
  57. Zipzap Map!
  58. Paganitzu
  59. Math Blaster
  60. One Must Fall
  61. Money Town
  62. Droidworks